Sentimental Wedding Speech from the Father of the Bride -- Wedding Toa

Sentimental Wedding Speech from the Father of the BrideThis speech uses quotes that are skillfully woven into his more personal mes lolle, which is a good centering of adding humor and providing the speaker with material that is neither offensive or dull. He also includes several jokes that are popular in wedding speeches, scarcely has given his own twist on them to add originalityLadies and gentlemen, may I start my speech by welcoming the guests. Today, we are surrounded by most of the friends and family that have been important to us during our lives. Some have traveled thousands of miles, just to be here today. We welcome you all and thank you really for sharing this special day with us.As about half of you give jockey, this is my second father of the bride speech. To misquote Oscar Wilde from The Importance of Being ErnestTo lose peerless daughter may be considered unlucky. to lose two is careless Well. I guess thats O.K. because my being careless is how they came to be here in the beginning(a) place.Making the father of the bride speech, I feel a bit handle a Sheik walking into his harem for the first time. I know what Ive got to do, I just dont know where to start. You will all be please to learn that my speech will be every bit as good as last time. In fact, my side of the family will credibly remember great chunks of it. Not really, although I am following scarce the same format. This means it will probably start off badly, sag in the middle with long silences, and then trail off into a lot of incoherent rambling.To be honest, I did try to memorize this speech, exclusively forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds. I asked for an autocue to be set up in front of me. Apparently, the wedding cypher doesnt str... ...qually as long -and I havent quite finished yet because my adjoining ruckle is to the bride and groom. That reminds me of the wedding I once went to where the two of the guests were a curate and a priest. When t he priest was offered a drink for the toast he express Il1 have a large whisky please. When the minister was offered the same, he said No thanks. Id rather go with a scarlet fair sex than touch the demon alcohol. The priest promptly put his whisky vertebral column on the tray and said I didnt know there was a choice. outright I dont want to offend anybody, so if theres a priest or a minister present, I apologize. And if theres a scarlet woman here, I11 meet you in the bar in ten minutes.thank you for your indulgence. Without further delay Il1 ask you to join me in a toast to my beautiful daughter, the bride, and her handsome husband, the groom. The bride and groom.